New Year's script for adults

New Year's Eve script for adults

  Malyavina Vera Nikolaevna educator MKDOU Anninsky kindergarten №7 ODS of the Voronezh region Anna
Description:
The script is intended for a corporate party of teachers. Comic congratulations of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, scenes, practical jokes. You will be very interested.
Goal:  emotional discharge of teachers.
Tasks:  create a festive mood. To enable educators to be creative.
Presenter 1:
What is happening in the world?
Presenter 2:
It’s just winter.
Presenter 1:
  It's just winter, you suppose?
Presenter 2:
  I guess.
Presenter 1:
2015 year strides towards us
Presenter 2:
So meet him, do you agree?
Presenter 1:
Of course!
Song "White Blizzard".
Presenter 2:
Last year was a glorious year!
  But hasty time does not wait.
  Tear off the last calendar sheet.
  New Year strides towards us!
Presenter 1:
Happy New Year to all, all, all!
  I ask you to smile
  To plunge into the atmosphere of the holiday.
  Let the coniferous aroma for at least an hour
  You will be invited to the New Year's light.
Presenter 2
So magical, frosty and snowy
  What luck will suddenly be believed!
  New Year is a holiday of hope
  How many eyes shone around.
Presenter 1:
  So let's make wishes
  And believe, like children, exactly the same.
  After all, the magic of expectation lives
  Only once - on New Year's Eve.
Presenter 2:
Cheerful laughter is the key to success
  Everyone who attended the carnival.
  And the one who spent an hour without laughing -
  He wasted his time.
Presenter 1:
Having a bad mood
  Not allowed even as an exception.
  A face without a smile is a mistake.
  Long live the laughter and smile.
  Forgive all the mistakes today,
  But not the lack of a smile.
Presenter 2:
To make the holiday
  To make people happy
  We will sing and dance
  Different games to play.
  Receive prizes, gifts -
  So there will be a bright holiday.
Scene "Why the tree is not burning."
  Baba Yaga and Lesh come in and sing:
  Fog descends over the dark forest
  Around the swamps and forest wilderness.
  My friend Leshik together
  We keep our possessions
  Try to get in - instantly we will beat off the hunt.
  And - oh! And they won’t find the Ministry of Emergencies and children.
  And - oh! From you neither fluff nor feather.
  And - oh! We will say bluntly, our service is not a game!
  Forest, why, opera!
Goblin:
The guests didn’t come to us again,
  Maybe we’ll spread the bones?
Baba Yaga:
  Well, wait! Who will come?
  The whole nation is afraid of us!
Goblin:
Maybe we still play?
Baba Yaga:
I think, yes.
Goblin:
  Scatter? Take six! I hit.
Baba Yaga:
  No need - I take myself.
  (throws bone after bone until he finds the right one).
  Finally, six and empty!
Goblin:
Your Yaga is not thick.
  I hit the bone "empty five"
  Here you have a "fish"
(Yaga throws back the bones)
Baba Yaga:
  You again?
Goblin:
Time managed to lose -
  You need to decorate a Christmas tree.
Baba Yaga:
Why is there always one thing
  Not lucky for me in dominoes?
Goblin:
  So in another you are lucky!
Baba Yaga:
Here are the envious people!
  This is what I want to know
  I see a sea of \u200b\u200bhappiness?
(crying)
I’m forgotten by everyone in the forest
  And more than once was beaten.
  Soon all honest people
  Will celebrate the New Year holiday.
Goblin:
They don’t call us on holiday
  And they don’t go to visit us.
Baba Yaga:
  Isn't it time to take your
  For bad living?
Goblin:
What will we dare this time?
  What are we going to steal again?
Baba Yaga:
  No, we can do without theft.
  She told me forty
  I flew to a tree in a kindergarten.
  Today there is a corporate party.
Goblin:
Ponder, ponder!
   In the head there, scrape the gophers.
Yaga(thought):
  Eureka! Come up with!
(leave)

Santa Claus:
Hello my friends,
  I am very glad to see you.
  Happy New Year!
  I wish you all good health
  And frosty clear days!
  May the New Year bring you good luck!
  Successes, joyful efforts!
  To make your eyes glow with happiness
  Less concern would be.
  Let the snowflakes snow
  All adversity and misfortune.
  Sea of \u200b\u200bjoy and happiness in the coming year!
  I walked in the field, I walked in the forest
  To celebrate the holiday with you.
  I hear you have fun -
  Noise, but lively dance!
  Happy New Year!
  What is this New Year
  When no one sings here.
  "New Year's song" to the motive "Smiles"
It’s frosty and white outside the window
  And the city is decorated festively and brightly.
  Santa Claus painted glass
  He laid out wonderful gifts under the tree.
   Chorus:
  We know that in a year
  The holiday will come to us again

  Tangerines on the table
  And the patterns on the glass,
  And champagne sparkles so much fun!

New Year is our favorite holiday.
  Very joyful and noisy, he will rush!
  The tree is so fluffy, green
  And your faces shine with smiles.
   Chorus:
  And, of course, in a year
  The holiday will come to us again
  The magic will once again be repeated:
  Have fun with all your heart, adults and kids.
  Hanging your nose up and upset is not good.
Santa Claus:
Your tree is good
  Do not find slimmer in the forest.
  Only every time the problem is -
  The lights on it do not burn.
Leading:
We will fix it now.
  There are so many of us, look.
  Well, together, well together
  Shout: "Christmas tree, burn!"
(3 times they shout, but the tree does not light).
Santa Claus:
  Oh, I feel bad, give kvass.
  Every time for New Year
  From the third it happened once
  Ignited her people.
  What the hell is this?
Presenter 1:
Oh, men come here!
(electrician, plumber, carpenter dragging Babu Yaga)
An electrician:
I can’t see anymore
  This grandma Yagu!
  Drag her here
  What happened explain?
Santa Claus:
Don’t play the fool.
An electrician:
  Christmas trees, sticks, bumps!
  I am an electrician Bear!
  And these are my assistants.
  So Yaga climbed into my shield,
  And in the shield it’s generally good!
  Spruce decided to disconnect -
  Don't move now.
(the sound of an ambulance siren is heard, Dr. Aybolit rushes into the hall)

Aibolit:
Hello, I am Aibolit,
  And who is this with you?
An electrician:
This is grandma Yaga, a wooden leg.
Leading:
I got a little electric shock
  Look, for God's sake.
Aibolit:
(examines, disobeys)
  Amnesia, severe shock,
  I can’t even believe it!
  In general, she’s healthy,
  Just do not move.
Santa Claus:
  Oh god forgive me
  Bring her to life?
Aibolit:
Need to sing, dance, laugh
  Clap, stomp, smile!
  Have fun honest people
  And Jagul will depart.
(everyone is dancing)
Santa Claus:
Nothing happens.
  Here is my solution:
  Need to read New Year's poems.
  (read New Year's funny poems)
Aibolit:
Well, sir, let's check it now.
  Her eye opened!
A carpenter:
To rock a granny,
  Suggest screaming
  Happy New Year!
Santa Claus:
Well how are you?
An electrician:
  Want, believe, want, do not believe.
  Twitched my leg twice
  And she opened another eye!
Aibolit:
  This is just top class!
  There is progress with us!
Plumber:
To put on my feet
  Make her dance
  And stir Yagu.
Aibolit:
Well - sir, let's see how sick?
Baba Yaga:
  And who are you, man?
  What is that old grandfather
  Is she wearing a red coat?
  How did I get here
  Explain what happened?
Santa Claus:
Or lying brazenly again
  Or really doesn’t know?
  Give her half a minute,
  Three hundred volts - go and not a joke.
Baba Yaga:
  Oh, priests, I remembered.
  And now - light the fir tree soon!
(Baba Yaga walks up to the tree, takes on tinsel and lights up the tree to the music)
Baba Yaga:
Look, you, I did evil
  I tried to dirty up
  As a result, it was electrified to the ears!
  For such adventures
  I apologize to you!
Santa Claus:
Forgive you as always
  And we continue our holiday.

“TO THE RING OF THE CRYSTAL GLASS!”.

Presenter 1  : Good evening, dear friends! Good winter evening to all! And another year flew by - he made a noise outside the windows of our house.

Presenter 2: We see him off — some with sadness, and some with relief: he was different for different people. And life goes on. So, there will be new joys, new sorrows, everything will be in our life. But what is more - it really depends on us.

Presenter 1  : But the belief in the old days lived: with what mood you will celebrate the New Year, it will be so.

Presenter 2 : So let him be happy for all of you! Smile more often! And then there will be good in your house, love will come to you and happiness will settle! Happy New Year to all of you! Let us open our hearts to the future and smile with a kind radiant smile!
Presenter 1  And so, again - good evening!

Presenter 2. Good hour!

Presenter 1. We welcome all of you!

Presenter 2. On this New Year's Eve, we are pleased to congratulate you!

Presenter 1. Begin the holiday,
   Respond together in chorus!

Presenter 2. Let your answer be brief:
   Only “YES” and only “NO”
Presenter 1. Did you know us friends? (Yes)
   Santa Claus and Baba Yaga? (no)
   Well kikimora then? (No)
   Leading evenings? (Yes)

Presenter 2. Will we celebrate the holiday? (Yes)
   And receive gifts? (Yes)

Presenter 1. To set fire to the Christmas tree together? (no)
   Eat all the sweets? (No)
   Smile and then
   Let's play it all together? (Yes)

Presenter 2. As always, we have for you
   There are many leprosy!

Presenter 1. Let’s rest noisily
   Songs to sing and dance!
Presenter 2.A magic holiday is approaching, which not only children but also adults are waiting with interest. Is not it? And his name is New Year! “And why rejoice? Aged for another year, ”say skeptics.
Presenter 1. “But in the New Year miracles happen,” the optimists will object to them and will be right.
Presenter 2Take a look, because there are so many miracles in life:
   The birth of a new life;
   Polar night with aurora borealis;
   Timely paid salary;
   A non-drinking husband ...
   Accidentally won a large sum of money, or for example a ticket to the Canary Islands?
Presenter 1. And by the way, do you want to go to a resort in Sochi this year? What do you say in response: yes or no?
Presenter 2. Drink a five-star cognac for an entire year on an empty stomach. What do you say then? (YES)
Presenter 1.Do you want to live all year without bonuses and benefits, What do you say in response (NO)
Presenter 2.Well, if your salary is increased by a hundred times, what will we hear then (YES)
Presenter 1.Do you want to fall into binding all year, What do you say in response? (NO)
Presenter 2.Well, if you relax with someone on the Canaries, what will we hear then? (YES)
Presenter 1.Do you want to live all year without stress and worries, What will we hear then? (YES)
Presenter 2. Well, if the whole year of the New Year wait for trouble What do you say in response? (NO)
Presenter 1. Let's celebrate New Year together without sadness and worries! Have you agreed? Then we uncork champagne bottles and fill the glasses. After all, our meeting today is called: “To the ring of a crystal glass.” And although our glasses are not so crystal, but will our meeting and this first pre-holiday toast become less pleasant from this?
Happy New Year, isn’t it time for us to open champagne And pour a full glass to all those gathered to pour? What brings the new year? The smell of tangerines And a fun round dance In streamers of serpentine. Today I want to wish everyone to my friends. I haven’t brought a year of problems, What can’t be solved! Happy New Year! Isn't it time? ... Well, of course, it's time! Raise your glasses up! Happy New Year to all! Hooray!
(Everyone raises their glasses.) (A song is being performed under “Moscow Windows”)
  Here we are again gathered together, And in smiles faces blurred. Sing along to us soon, To make it more fun, Warm up our winter friendship. - 2 p. New Year is knocking at the gate, May he bring much happiness. And good luck and success, And a cheerful, friendly laugh, And hope and warmth for all - 2p. Let the lights sparkle here and there, We wish you happiness. Many years are dear to all of you, And he is not sweeter - Our friendship is an everlasting light. - 2 p. This light will warm us on the way, With friendship it is easier to pass, And to the light of its rays you hurry as soon as you can on a date with your youth. - 2r.
   Now, when it is becoming more joyful in our hearts, it will be useful to announce the charter of tonight.
   Paragraph one here reads: That our winter evening is open!
   Today it is forbidden to be sad - We will deduce all the sad!
   Play, sing in this room, For this they called you.
   Rule four - do not be sad, Sit less, dance more!

The next part of our evening of relaxation is called "New Year's Horoscope." We chose this name not by chance, but in order to find out the forecast for _____ year, each other and each other's loved ones. And for starters, I ask you to greet each other with applause ... /applause/.
  Pay attention, which hand did you have at the same time on top - right or left? Right hand on top. These are people of a logical mindset that cannot be fooled on a chaff. These are our minds, our bright heads. Left hand on top. These are emotional people, they perceive everything through their heart. These are our creative personalities. Who clapped right. And you are very versatile personalities. You can successfully engage in both scientific activities and art.
   And now I ask you to clasp your hands with a lock. Which thumb do you have on top? Left. Look at them and remember - these are dangerous people, especially in moments of rest. They are prone to flirtation and seduction. Right. And these are those who successfully cope with any coquetry and seduction.
Please accept the pose of "Napoleon" - arms crossed on his chest. Look at which hand “dipped” from above. Left. Your difficulties in the economy are clear. You are hardworking, disciplined, responsible people, but money is not stored in your pockets. The right one. Oh how much! And this is all the future bosses! With which I congratulate you! You see how easy it is to learn about each other.

What can we expect from the new year? What will happen? What to rejoice and why to be afraid? The horoscope makes such a prediction:

ARIES  - You can significantly advance through the ranks if you excuse past grievances by colleagues and relatives. Be mindful of the little things. And this - especially in April - will allow you not only to increase incomes, but also to arrange your happiness.

CALF  - Finally, luck will smile at you! A hazy career prospect will become a reality. Close people with their problems will require your attention - do not refuse to help them, the costs will pay off handsomely. In early spring, you will learn what true love is (married ladies will be pleasantly surprised by their own husband).

TWINS  - The main task is to take advantage of the achievements of last year and develop success - there is a chance that your savings will increase. Refrain from unjustified spending, gambling, dubious financial enterprises - you can burn out. From April 12 to May 10, the romantic relationship you dreamed of may arise.

CANCER  - The coming year will be much better than the current one. It is not necessary without an urgent need to change the place of work, study, specialty - it is likely that you will be able to improve your financial situation by the autumn too. In May - June you have a chance to meet a man worthy not only of love, but also of a wedding ring. It is better for married people not to go far and for long.

Lions  - An excellent year for your career, you will be able to realize your ideas, and the authorities will appreciate your merits. From the beginning of the year until spring, your relationship with your loved ones will be difficult. But in the last days of summer you will find success on all fronts.

VIRGINS  - In affairs of cupid you have a storm of passions. But who said this is bad? In work, everything will be stable and safe. No need to try to jump over your head; everything will come by itself. August is a favorable period in all spheres of life

Libra - In work, you may be faced with a choice between prestige and money. Oddly enough, any decision will be successful - you will achieve exactly what you want. It's time to put things in order, comfort in the house and take advantage of new opportunities that will open before you.

SCORPIO  - Relax and do not strive for drastic changes .. Work calmly, make sure that expenses do not exceed incomes, avoid parties, exotic trips, any risk. Do not make expensive “profitable” purchases: you can make a mistake ... But everything will be just fine in the family. Communicate more with relatives, old friends, colleagues - this will make it easier for you to solve many problems. And at the end of January, love will fill your life with new meaning

SAGITTARIUS  - Ahead, you have an extremely successful year. Things will go uphill, and after them - material wealth. Fully realize your ambitious ambitions, lead colleagues and spouse, in general, command the parade. You will be able to get everything that you lack.

CAPRICORN- The coming year will be more difficult and interesting than this. It is possible that you will change the leadership for
  to succeed, you will need new knowledge. Do not be afraid to change - this will ensure your well-being and peace in the family.

AQUARIUS  - You have an extremely successful year - you will be able to succeed in service, pay off debts, solve material problems and realize your ideas. For this, you may have to take a responsible post in early autumn. In personal and family life, everything is completely cloudless.

FISHES  - The year will be happy for you: you will be able to climb the career ladder, strengthen the authority in the family, but so far the incomes will not grow much. The year will be calm and successful, without major difficulties. Unless you create them yourself, too carried away by solving the problems of friends and relatives. Do not forget about yourself, and your horizon this year will be cloudless, and a new meeting can usher in a long love.

Well, after all of the above, I suggest filling the glasses!
  Friends, you came not in vain
  He will knock on us just about
  So long awaited, beautiful
  And hopeful new year
  For the winter blizzard
  Spring is coming
  Let's friends and girlfriends
  Let's drink champagne to the bottom!

Let them accompany you everywhere
  Tailwind you
  May love warm you
  Be happy - cheers!   / “Hurray” pick up everything /
  May not be with us tonight
  Vitas, Decl and Shura
  Anyway, we are glad to meet
  Be happy - cheers!

Let time run, exulting
  Cause now is the time
  Games, dances, kisses.
  Be happy - cheers!
Wish you have fun
  Right up to the morning
  May the holiday last forever
  Be happy - cheers!

My friends, well, we don’t sit to infinity. It's time to stretch your limbs! And fun games and dance music will help you with this!

THE GAME.

Gentlemen, have you ever thought about this question: is it difficult to be a genius? No? But you think, what is it like to be ahead of the rest - to invent, construct, compose, write, draw, play? How much hard work and diligence is needed to develop ordinary human abilities to the level of genius? Or is it easier? As one of the heroes of the film "Spring" reasoned: "And what about scientists? It’s easy for them! He sat down - thoughtful - discovered! ” Just Pushkin - was born Pushkin, Einstein - Einstein, and Tchaikovsky - Tchaikovsky. For example, have you tried to turn a block into a beautiful sculpture? In vain. I already see Michelangelo in you! It is urgent to compensate for what was lost and to do this, especially since Michelangelo himself said that you just need to take a piece of marble and cut off everything superfluous from it. We are unlikely to find marble now, so we will hold a creative contest called "Carving on ... an apple"! What is needed for this? Well, firstly, you guessed it, you need two apples. Here they are. And now we need apple lovers and strong teeth. Everything is extremely simple! / sculpt a sculpture from an apple. Who is more original, it seems faster - winner /
  (Block games)

(CARAMEL, PAPER FOR RECORDS, 2 - SPOONS, CAPACITY - POTS)
  Dear friends, who remembers what kind of toast we made? And after what toast is it customary to serve hot? / ... / Well, as I understand it, we will not agree on a common opinion. And why don't we actually order hotter now? This does not mean that everyone should stand together and go to the bar. Especially with us, it is not there. I propose, having a little imagination and dexterity, to cook here and now a dish called dumplings. I dare to hope that the ladies and gentlemen who were in this room remember how, in childhood, they made dumplings in unison with the whole family? Now they can just go and buy any grade and size. So, let's check the remaining skills of dumplings. Who is brave? (2 pairs. Divided into “sculptors” and “scammers.” “Scavengers” wrap caramel in recording paper (dough) and pass it to “scammers.” “Scammers” put dumplings on a catapult (box of matches with a spoon across) located on stools , and they are thrown into a pot (general), which is on the floor 1 - 1.5 m from the stool. Who throws dumplings more.) I congratulate the winning team. This applause belongs to her. Well, now under the hot, you need to pour. And just ready toast.
   In the New Year and frost - not frost, In the New Year and snow - not snow. If the nose feels the drink, then then the snowstorm is not a snowstorm. In the New Year, and salad is not salad, And port is not port, but nectar. And the needles that fly from the tree, Directly in a pile - a divine gift! On New Year's Eve, the best toast is toast, That friends are twice friends! Well, let’s get up to the full height, We can’t drink for friends! (pause)

And now, while our alcoholic break is going on, I will ask my assistant to deliver simple-looking pieces of paper across the hall. But be careful! Your future is in your hands! Since this prediction is prophesied by the Oracle himself!
  Attraction "Oracle"

And now I want to inform you about the new discovery of astrologers and modern magicians. Everyone knows the zodiac, Chinese, floral horoscopes and horoscopes of the Druids. But now a new horoscope has appeared - the horoscope of desk or office workers.

Born from January 1 to February 20.
Your symbol:  "Table"
  Next year you will become the best support for your work colleagues and relatives in serious matters. However, try to at least sometimes succumb to worldly temptations, and not waste all your energy on work.

Born from February 21 to March 10.
Your symbol:  "Chair"
  Next year you will be marked as the most conscientious and responsible employee. However, be careful if morally unstable personalities appear among your friends.

Born from March 10 to April 20.
Your symbol:  "Cupboard"
  Next year, material well-being awaits you. And if you follow the advice and are more open and generous with others, your position in society will improve and you will make new friends.

Born from April 21 to May 20.
Your symbol:  "Computer"
  Next year you should pay special attention to your health. Watch out for viruses! The rest of your affairs will go uphill, and
  your abilities will be noticed by others and appreciated
  superiors.

Born from May 21 to June 20.
Your symbol:  "Fax"
  The next year you will be lucky. However, be careful not to gossip and slander.

Born from June 21 to August 10.
Your symbol:  "Telephone"
  Next year, some work-related chores await you. However, this will be a year of new acquaintances and amazing adventures.

Born from August 11 to September 20.
Your symbol:  "Lamp"
Next year you will bring a lot of light and joy to others. Everyone will be happy to meet you and your warm friendship. However, try to avoid over-exertion, stressful situations, and overwork at work.

Born from September 21 to November 10.
Your symbol:  "Organizer"
  Next year you will find many useful contacts. Try not to miss a good chance, which you will certainly have.

Born from November 11 to December 31.
Your symbol:  "Electric kettle"
  Next year will be happy for your personal life and companionship. The energy in you will literally boil. However, try to remember at least sometimes about work.

The evening is in full swing, but we are missing someone. Who do you think? (viewers reply: Santa Claus and Snow Maiden)

Right. The very best Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden can be "raised" in your own team. I declare a democratic election. So, I need a man from every table. Of you we will choose the most dexterous and attentive.
(dance in a circle of chairs)
  Please come to me. Remember and tell any children's Christmas poem.
(man tells)
  Now I need a woman from every table. We will choose the Snow Maiden. (dance in a circle of chairs)
  You also need to remember and tell any children's New Year poem.
  Thanks to everyone who participated in the election. Dear guests, present your applause to the candidates for the post of Santa Claus and Snow Maiden.
  Thanks. And now we ask you to leave with my assistant in order to put on an appropriate outfit.
(applicants leave)

And while we are preparing our heroes for our debut, we will send a telegram to Grandfather Frost. I’ve already composed the text, but I forgot to write “adjectives”. So you need adjectives.
   (The presenter writes down all pronounced adjectives on the blank in a row, then reads aloud what happened.)
  "……………………………… Santa Claus! Everything……………………. Guests are looking forward to yours ....................................... parish. New Year is the most ………………… .. ………………… holiday of the year. We with ........................... will be in the mood to sing for you ............................. songs, dance ........................... dancing! Finally, it has arrived .............................. ... ..New Year! I don’t want to talk about ………………………. work. But we promise that we will work …………………………. and receive only .............................. ... salary. So open your bag as soon as possible …………………… bag and give us …………………… .. gifts. Respectfully, …………………… aunts and ……………………… uncles!
We wrote and sent a telegram, now it's time to call Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. Let's shout: One, two, three - Santa Claus and Snow Maiden come! (everyone’s name is Santa Claus and Snegurochka. After the third attempt, Santa Claus enters the hall and reads a previously prepared text)

Santa Claus:  Hello, hello my friends!
   On your holiday I pinned down:
  The seventh year of the new century
  For these two millennia!
  I'm so tired of everyone (mother to soul)
  Happy New Year to you!
  From century to century, from year to year
  Wish you life without hassle!
  As soon as you don’t get tired
  On my winter holiday right from the seats
  Yelling heart-rending "Santa Claus!"
  Did I step on your tail?
  And all are joyful ...
  It’s like the first time I’ve visited you
  Gifts, or something, wait for a pancake?
  They would drive better to the store!
  Freebies - here everyone is happy
  But I am not a wholesale warehouse for you.

Leading:  Grandfather, why are you raging? Oh, where did he get into?
  Looks like he celebrated his holiday before us. Snegurochka - where did you leave it?

Santa Claus:  Don’t be afraid! It will not be lost.
   Now she’s finished and will come.
  / Snegurochka comes out /
Snow Maiden:  Here I am! Grandpa, hello!
   Did you congratulate everyone or not?

Santa Claus:  Congratulations myself. I'll be silent ...

Snow Maiden. Why am I all that ?! I do not want.

Santa Claus:  Have you gotten around the corner?
   Or maybe she caught a cold?
/ sings on the motive of the song "Oh you, my poor pipe-maker."
  Oh you, my poor, oh Snow Maiden,
  The figure was thin from smoking
  Maybe you should see a doctor?
Snow Maiden:  I want nothing!

Santa Claus:  You, Snow Maiden, I have a pretty one,
   After all, decent people are looking at you
   Start a round dance
Snow Maiden:  Well, you, grandfather, go ahead!

Presenter:
  Have fun honest people
  Sadness - well, not a bit!
  Let's have a round dance
  "The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree"!

(everyone gets up in a round dance and sings a song)

THEATER-EXPROMT

And now we’ll play a performance,
  But first we will count together:
  1, 2, 3 - Santa Claus, of course, you.
  4,5, - The wolf will play.
  6, 7, 8, - We ask you to play the Christmas tree.
  9, 10 - you Bunny,
  Cute and lovely.
  11, 12 - it's time to round off.
  A pig is a symbol of the year
  Try to play it.
  And the audience on the spot? And, of course.
  The account is over. The actors are all on stage.
  Selected actors cast
  New Year's fairy tale.
  Fairy tale, fairy tale jokes,
  To tell her is not a joke.
  So that from the very beginning
  The tale for the soul was missing
  So that in the middle of the whole people
  She opened her mouth
  So that no one: neither old nor small -
   From her did not doze off.

In the ice palace high
  Red-nosed, blue-eyed
  Well, there was Santa Claus ...
  He worked for wear:
  He waved his hands
  Covering rivers with ice
  Blew north and south
  Caught up the frost around
  I painted patterns on the windows,
To make it pleasing to the eye,
  I lit the stars in the sky
  I wrapped the Christmas tree in the snow;
  He assigned a Bunny to the Tree,
  He forced her to guard.
  He jumped under the Christmas tree,
  Like an autumn leaf trembling.
  Behind him is a toothy gray wolf.
  (Wolves in the Hares know a lot).
  He ran, gaping his mouth.
  (A hare wouldn’t fall into the jaws)
  And sometimes our Christmas tree
  Hare was hiding from the Wolf:
  I lowered the branches
  Wolf did not let the Hare.
  Wolf hungry to the moon
  Howled through the blizzards.
  Sharp fangs clicked
  And glanced at the Christmas tree.
  The hare snuggled up to the Christmas tree,
  And green needles
  Tickled his abdomen
  Paws, nose and behind the ear ...
  The wolf went around the Christmas tree,
  Like a toothy crocodile.
  Finally, smoking the shag,
  Arranged Christmas disassembly:
  “Once again you hide the Bunny,
  You will cry with a tar of fuel ...

I'll take you to the market
  And selling it to anyone
  That in the New Year stood
  Not in the forest, in the corner of another ... "
  “Oink-oink-oink,” came the sound of the bush.
  This is the good dear Hog -
  A hot heart, a cool burrow.
  He began to protect the Christmas tree,
  To grunt at the Wolf, scold him.
  Wolf by the tail:
  “What, got caught, they say, scoundrel!
  Do not offend the weak! ”
  The wolf tore off and run.
  But Frost overtook him -
  Poor Wolf nearly froze.
  But the Wolf Christmas tree regretted
  And she warmed in her needles.
  “New Year is coming soon -
  Will we forgive his people? ”
  The wolf repented instantly
  He became sweet and humble:
  To the tree he kissed his paws,
  Called Frost "dad"
  He gave the carrot to the Hare
  And invited to the dance.
  But Borov bowed,
  Seen well weighed everything:
  After all, Borov is a year to reign,
  After all, you have to be friends with him!
  The moral of this tale is this:
  Must be a sober head
  Before you get down to business
  Weigh all the pros - and act boldly!
  Today we are for fun
  “For” - a slightly intoxicated potion,
  “For” - Happy New Year,
  May he bring joy! (everything)

Dear friends! In order for you to have at least some kind of memory of our evening, in addition to the hangover syndrome, we decided to hold a comic lottery for you. So:
  To make the holiday even more fun - The New Year Lottery begins. Hurry, hurry To play the lottery, Because in the lottery You can experience happiness! / assistant hands out numbers. Lottery drawing in progress /

Leading:  Not sad to have faces
  In the dance circle I invite you!
  Come on friends, have fun
  In this wonderful winter hour!

  / dance pause /

TOAST Friends! This beautiful evening, I want to make another toast. I ask you to raise your glasses for tomorrow's economic paradise, contrary to today's hell of prices, for the future genius of your children, for your beloved wives, in spite of television beauty contests, for your husbands, despite the fact that they do not look very much like Schwarzeneiger and Alain Delon. Despite adversity, contrary to anxiety - smile! Not to survive, but to live! Just live! Just believe! Just to love!

  / alcohol break /

  TOAST.  Many people suffer from unrequited love ... for themselves. Fortunately, we are not like that. So let's drink for us - we are the only ones in our house! Let's drink to our modesty, known throughout Europe! Great for us!

END.

And now, so that tomorrow the anti-pohmelin does not remain without work, let's fix all the congratulations and raise a glass. And the toast will be like this:
  Bored old year
  You have been with us for too long!
  We will remember you now
  And we lead to the gate.
  Take trouble with you
  And sorrows and losses
  So that we do not have them
  In the coming year!
  And they had a generous table,
  Circle of friends, dear and dear,
  Beauty, Health, Strength
  And one hundred percent luck!

/PAUSE/

Sorry, but it's time for us to say goodbye ... We are leaving to meet again. Finally, raise our glasses For hope, faith, love! We say to everyone: "Goodbye," -
   The time has come for parting.
   And in this winter, late hour
   The last dance - it is for you!

THEATER OF MINIATURES
  “Once, on New Year’s Eve ...”

The characters of the tale (11 actors), upon hearing their name, pronounce:

CURTAIN  "SH-SH-SHIK!"
Christmas tree  “You won’t get to the top of the head, what a height!”
HARE  "One, two, three, four, five - a bunny came out for a walk."
SNOWFLAKES  "The snow is spinning, flying, flying!".
KEEPING SWORD  "Assa Whack!".
IVAN TSAREVICH  "Hut, hut, turn back to the forest, to me before!".
Snow Maiden  “It’s not my fault, he came to me!”
SANTA CLAUS  "Happy New Year! Go to hell!".
RIGHT HEAD Snake Gorynycha  "I am hungry!".
LEFT HEAD Snake Gorynycha  “Bab, I want to!”
THIRD HEAD Snake Gorynycha  "I do not care!".

Action One:
Curtain.  Before you is a snowy forest glade on which stands a slender, slightly thoughtful Christmas tree. Mowing his eyes and confusing the tracks, the cowardly, with a slightly thoughtful Hare jumps.
  White and fluffy, slightly brooding Snowflakes swirl in a slow round dance.

The second action.
Curtain. In a snowy meadow, a pensive Christmas tree shakes its branches. A hare drives a round dance of Snowflakes. Snegurochka enters the clearing. She cheerfully rides, sculpts snowballs and tries to get into the Hare. Ivan Tsarevich appears. Exhausted by life in the forest, the Snow Maiden and Ivan Tsarevich, who kissed all the surrounding frogs, meet their eyes, their hearts beat faster, and they immediately fall in love with each other.

  The third action.
Curtain.  Suddenly there is thunder, trembling branches of the Christmas Tree, under which the Hare is hiding in panic, having dispersed the Snowflake round dance. The scary Serpent Gorynych appears. He snatches Snegurochka from the hands of Ivan the Tsarevich and carries her to the thirtieth kingdom. It is getting quiet. Ivan Tsarevich from grief is trying to hang himself on the Christmas tree. Curtain.

The fourth action.
Curtain.  In the clearing stands a slender Christmas Tree, under which the cowardly Hare crawled in fear. The sobbing Ivan Tsarevich is desperate to hang himself on the Christmas tree. A taut Santa Claus enters the clearing with an elastic step. He looks around with a playful look and immediately grasps the situation. Santa Claus shakes Ivan Tsarevich by the shoulder and, holding out the Sword-Kladenets, blesses him in search of the Snow Maiden. Inspired by Ivan Tsarevich grabs the Sword of the Treasure. Curtain.

The fifth action.
Curtain.  Ivan Tsarevich and the Serpent Gorynych converge in a battle. They fight for three days and three nights. Deftly, Ivan Tsarevich hits the Serpent of Gorynych on the Right head. The right head falls off! The second time, the Sword-Sword whistles - the Left head falls! The third time, Ivan Tsarevich waves his Sword ... victory is won! End of the Third Head of the Serpent of Gorynych. Snow Maiden runs out and falls into the arms of Ivan Tsarevich. Curtain.

Action Six.
Curtain.  In a snowy forest glade stands a slender cheerful Christmas tree. In the clearing, squinting his eyes and confusing the tracks, the cheerful Hare jumps. In a fun round dance, white fluffy Snowflakes.
  Santa Claus peers into the distance. Ivan Tsarevich and Snegurochka appear. Everyone is happy and screaming with happiness. Curtain.

The best driver  - A long rope is tied to two machines, at the ends of which a pencil is attached, at the signal, two participants begin to wind the rope around the pencil who is faster.

The most attentive.

I'll tell you a story
  In a dozen phrases
  I will only say the number three
  Take the prize immediately
  Once we caught a pike
  Gutted, but inside
  We saw small fishes,
   And not one, but whole .... Seven
  When you want to remember poetry,
  They ain't bison until late at night
  Take and repeat at night
  Once another, but better .... ten.
  Dreaming guy hardened
  Become an Olympic champion
  Look, at the start, do not be cunning,
  And wait for the team once, twice .... march.
  Once a train at a train station
  I had to wait 3 hours ...
Well friends, you didn’t take the prize
  When it was possible to take.

Nose, nose, mouth.
  Players stand in a circle. The leader says nose to nose mouth. Speaking the first 2 words, he takes on the nose, and with 3 words he takes the place of the mouth by the ear or other part of the body, players must do it right, and not as the moderator shows.

Raise the ball to the chin.
  Two couples man and woman. They stand against each other, holding a small rubber ball between their stomachs. The task is to roll the ball to the chin with rotational movements.
PROPS:  2 BALL.

Feed me.
  Two people sit on a chair, they are given a banana in their hands. Your task without the help of hands is to peel a banana and eat it.
PROPS:  2 CHAIRS AND 2 BANANAS.

Matryoshka dolls.
  Two men are participating in this game. The task is to put on a skirt and tie a scarf as soon as possible, go up to the microphone and say “Happy New Year”.
PROPS:  2 SKIRTS AND 2 STONES.

Two oxen.
  Two participants A rope is put on both players. Two chairs with prizes are placed on both sides of the players. The task of who quickly reaches the prize.
PROPS:  2 CHAIRS, 2 PRIZES, ROPE TIED IN A CIRCLE.

QUESTIONS - JOKES.
  1. How to drop an object in a straight line so that it returns to the same point? (Flip up).
  2. If a dog’s leg is considered a tail, how many legs will the dog have? (Four)
  3. Guests have come to you, and you only have lemonade and tomato juice in your refrigerator. What will you open in the first turn? (Fridge).
  4. When do elephants have 8 legs? (When there are two of them).
  5. The man turned off the light and managed to get to bed before it became dark. How did he succeed? (Went to bed during the day).
  6. Without what dish is it impossible to dine in Russia? (Without bread).
  7. How to catch 9 elephants? (10 and one to let go).
  8. Not a feather or a feather ... What is it? (Cot).
  9. Who sits with his back to the president? (Chauffeur).
  10. What will not go into even the largest pot? (Its lid).
  11. What kind of dishes do not eat? (From empty).
  12. What will happen tomorrow, but what happened yesterday? (Today).
  13. When does a woman not only want, but is required to look in the mirror? (Woman driving).
  14. Why is the cock always cheerful? (Many women and not a single mother-in-law).
  15. Is it possible for one family to relax on one trip? (Yes, if you send the mother-in-law to the sanatorium on this ticket).
  16. Three, yes three - what will happen? (Corn).
  17. Why doesn't the fish bite? (No beak).
  18. How to clean trout? (Do not clean. No scales).
  19. What always happens in one place and everywhere? (Nose).
  20. What is always in front of you, but you can’t see it at all? (Future).
21. How to make it dark without blowing out a candle? (Close eyes).
  22. Who does not soak hair in the rain? (Bald).
  23. How to double the amount of your money? (Look at them in the mirror).
  24. What is the very first thing we do in the morning? (Wake up).
  25. Who can stop the car with one hand? (Inspector of the traffic police).
  26. Who works after the sleeves? (Firefighters).
  27. Who plunges into work with a head? (Diver).

Option 8

All guests sat at the tables. New Year's Eve begins.

Leading:
There is a special and ancient holiday, where a feast on wide tables,
Where the spruce trees - forest trees - grow on parquet floors.
Such moments are wonderful, and the night is festive, and debt
And the world is shrouded in many colors ... We wish you love and kindness!
Let the glasses ring today. Let the sparkles of wine tonight
Let the nightfall drop into your window.
On this wonderful night you can’t be without a smile
Pain and sorrow - away! Happy new year friends!

Dear friends! Let's fill the glasses soon and drink for the coming New Year!

Everyone drinks and has a bite. After a minute, the leader does not have to pull more, he continues to lead the evening.

Leading:
Our organization has a New Year.
There will be dances, a round dance.
On the porch at the door
We are all waiting for our guests.
Oh, and the day will be today!
Santa Claus is about to arrive

Dear colleagues, let's all look at the front door, Santa Claus should appear now.
(By prior agreement, the head of the company, while everyone is looking at the doors, puts on the red hat of Santa Claus and tries to portray him.)
Let us all together ask Santa Claus to come to us. (Everyone starts shouting together: DED FROST)
Leading:
And here came our Santa Claus, a word to Our Santa Claus, of course you all knew him - this is our respected leader:
Today he will give us gifts instead of Santa Claus.

(The leader congratulates everyone, presents the best employees with the prize and makes a toast)

Leading:
Life is a mirage, hope, passion, expectation of a dream
Only if only he would have to circumvent all adversity.
Let the tree be dope with needles, and not nonsense bewildering.
Let the thorny needles in the house be only from the Christmas tree!
Let guns and firecrackers and crackers shoot at the holiday -
Let the dream run away from you on New Year’s Eve only.
The arrows went up, twelve converged.
The time has come! Twelve beats!
Be happy, New Year!
Leave sorrows to the old year
Forget anxiety, resentment, trouble.

Dear colleagues, let's spend the old year together with him with all the hardships and sorrows. We will fill our glasses and drink to the bottom, and I hope with the last drops of a sparkling drink all the anxieties and grievances will leave you.

Leading:
So, we spent the old year, drank for the coming, but the holiday does not end there, it has just begun. I suggest a little stretch of the head, and whoever's hands are probably tired of working with cutlery.
Every child today knows: the best gift is money. And I offer the audience a game of a million. those. a game of lemon. So, who is ready to join the battle for this exotic fruit? Having answered the question correctly, you get one slice of lemon (lemon assistant assistant is divided into 10 pieces).
GAME FOR LEMON
The essence of the game: A question is asked and several answers, one of them is correct (which is marked with an asterisk). Who answered correctly receives a slice of lemon.

1. Who is depicted in the painting of the same name by Vasnetsov?
Three fat men
Three heroes *
Three tankers
Three pigs

2. Among the wild creatures that came out of the wild forest in Kipling's fairy tale, there wasn’t ...
Horses
Cats
Pigs *
Dogs

3. What horse need a whip?
Drunk
Merry
Sober
Frisky *

4. The Arab proverb says that "earthly paradise can be found ..."
Which of the following thoughts is superfluous?
A woman’s bed
Hell wise book
On horseback
At a fun feast *

5. Which of the following fossils was closer to the modern horse?
Eogippus
Anchiteria
Hipparion *
Paleotherium

6. Who found the Tsar-Maiden's ring chest in the fairy tale "The Little Humpbacked Horse"?
Crucian
Gudgeon
Ruff *
Jacques Cousteau

7. What horse do not look in the teeth?
Darren *
Fried
Woe to the slain
With caries

9. What is the height of the smallest horse at the withers?
1m
76cm
38 cm *
50 cm

10. The equidae and the horse are ...
Rhinoceros *
Giraffes
Camels
Deer
Cowboy.

Leading:
Who won the lemon slices the most, and this: ..
Not a gift - just a treasure.
Our colleague is very happy.
Our word.

Leading:
Dear friends! One day before the new year, I witnessed a funny story. Drunk rides on the bus. And he has an urgent need to cope with petty need. He suffers for some time, and then does not stand it and begins. The conductor indignantly tells him:
- Man, what is it?
- Snow Maiden, I don’t see, I’m starting to hide!

Something became boring without a snow maiden. Santa Claus we have. He urgently needs a Snow Maiden. And we will choose her now, among our dear women. To do this, select
1. Each of the women who pretend to be Snegurochka from the New Year’s table prepares a dish for 1 minute — it can be a fantastic sandwich, New Year’s composition from all available salads, etc., i.e. some kind of snack for subsequent toast.
2. The most erudite Snow Maiden. Snegurochki in a circle say the names of the films, where the action takes place in the winter or New Year's Eve. Whoever says last, he won this contest.
According to the results of two competitions, the jury of men selects the Snow Maiden for the evening.
The Snow Maiden is given a word for congratulations.

Leading:
Dear Colleagues. How much do you remember yourself, probably, as much as you remember the meeting of the New Year holidays. Let's plunge a little into childhood. Remember the round dances around the Christmas tree in the children's court and school, the children answered the questions of the Snow Maiden and Santa Claus together. Ready? Just be careful and friendly and loud to answer me.

Now, friends, let's play
An interesting game:
What we decorate the Christmas tree
I will call you now.
You listen carefully
And be sure to answer
If I tell you right,
Say yes in response.
Well, if suddenly it’s wrong,
Speak boldly, "No!"

Multi-colored crackers?
- Blankets and pillows?
- Cots and cots?
- Marmalades, chocolates?
- Glass balls?
- Wooden chairs?
- Teddy bears?
- Primers and books?
- Beads multi-colored?
- Are the garlands light?
- Snow from white cotton?
- Satchels and briefcases?
- Shoes and boots?
- Cups, forks, spoons?
- Are the candies shiny?
“Are the tigers real?”
- Golden cones?
- Asterisks are radiant?

Leading:
Yes, even though we are adults for a long time, we still remain children, so
I congratulate you children
I wish happiness, joy.
So that you grow and grow wiser.
We had fun, sang songs.
To always ring your laugh!
Happy New Year to all, all, all!

And which of you was most mistaken in the game. Well, of course - this is our esteemed colleague ___, but he is excusable, he has already taken to his chest - sensibly. And let him stretch his tongue.

(colleague makes a toast)

Leading:
In the meantime, so as not to be bored,
I suggest to play!

Now I will ask comic questions, and you try to recognize yourself in them or your neighbors on the table, and answer my question - It's Me! or It is He (She)!

1. Who sometimes walks with vodka with a fun gait?
2. How many of you, say out loud, catch flies at work?
3. Who is not afraid of frost, does a bird ride in a car?
4. Which of you will grow up a bit and go to the bosses?
5. Which of you does not walk gloomy, loves sports and physical education?
6. Which of you, so wonderful, always drinks vodka barefoot? (On Lake Baikal)
7. Who performs the work task on time?
8. How many of you drink in your office, like at today's banquet?
9. Which of your friends walks dirty to the ears?
10. How many of you walk up the pavement?
11. Which of you, I want to know, likes to sleep at work?
12. Which of you arrives at the office late for an hour?

As expected, in our company there are very few, almost none.
Here is our friendly team and let's have a drink!

Leading:
Dear Colleagues! Today, our guest is a gypsy.

Preliminarily agree with one of the colleagues that he depicts a gypsy. To do this, he needs to dress up as a gypsy, just put on a scarf and put on his lips, after the sixth glass, almost anyone can play. You need to print the following wishes in the form of playing cards. A gypsy woman enters the hall and offers to tell fortunes to everyone and predict fate for the evening. The guest draws a card and reads out in a rumor that he expects him today. If the proposed wishes are not enough for all guests, then they are not difficult to add, taking any horoscope.

The second half of the evening for very close communication with partners of the opposite sex!
Great success awaits you tonight!
This day is conducive to plans for the future, and their discussions with partners of the opposite sex!
Today, emotional understanding and physical contact are more important to you than verbal spending!
Today, dating and hobbies are likely for you, especially in the second half of the evening!
Tonight, with the help of words and beliefs are able to achieve anything - anything!
Today the best for you is a hope for your own strength, especially at the end of the evening!
Avoid the cold from the partner of the opposite sex and always be on the alert!
Fruitful work with a spoon and fork at today's table, by the evening will bring certain fruits!
Tonight, chatting with friends will bring you a lot of joy!
Today is a particularly important evening in your life, pay special attention to the neighbors at your table!
At midnight - you can start a quiet life, and now have fun!
Tonight is good for any entertainment!
Pay attention to each poured glass and do not miss it by your mouth!
Your creative successes at this evening will be noticed by all those present!
The second half of the evening can be used by you to convince other people, especially the opposite sex!
Today you may have a tendency to be alone with someone!
The evening will be unusual and mysterious for you, get ready for everything!
Today you will especially be prone to alcohol, do not get carried away!
Avoid at the table of conflict because of a glass not drunk on time!
Tonight it is advisable not to avoid partners of the opposite sex during dancing!
Today, be careful and watch do not fall asleep in a plate with a neighbor on the table!
Excessive alcohol consumption tonight can lead to a loss of orientation in space and time!
Today, sexual intercourse with someone is not recommended!
You will have an excess of energy tomorrow, so spend it today!
Independent actions by you today will allow you to improve your financial situation!
Today, perhaps, a big win awaits you!
Tonight is favorable for intimate dating!

After the last fortune-telling, the Gypsy wishes everyone a Happy New Year! Pronounces a toast.

A break, dancing and contests with the presentation of prizes are announced.

8 GLASS

Leading:
Dear colleagues, you are probably tired during the break, you need to warm up, and to warm up successfully, you need to drink.
Let's drink so that when we go home, we would be attacked by money and we could not beat them off!

Leading:
The warm-up was successful, I hope everyone on the way will be attacked by money, with which it will be possible to spend the whole of next year. And now you have to think a little with your head, although it will already be difficult for some. I will make riddles, and you will have to guess them. Whoever guesses the most will receive a prize.

PUZZLES (guesses in brackets):

1. What do we choose instead of money,
If we play with Yakubovich? (prize)

2. This food is different:
Black and red? (caviar)

3. Well, what kind of relatives
Father's brother for me? (uncle)

4. Here is the ship’s premises,
By destination - freight? (hold)

5. The grandfather has a wife.
Who is she to me? (woman)

6. He will squeak a couple of lines to you,
In the language of dashes and dots? (radio operator)

7. In schools, it is replaced by a table,
Sorry come? (desk)

8. Here everyone will answer instantly.
What is the first grader in a braid? (tape)

9. Under this shell,
Skeletons hidden? (leather)

10. What Bear and Jabotinsky is on parade
Did they take out the first day of the Olympics? (flag)

11. Fashionistas! You call me
A record-length skirt? (maxi)

12. Carefully slowly
Has left-handed her? (flea)

13. What do we say when
Does the host give us the word? (toast)

14.And here is a very simple question:
Who brought you to your parents? (stork)

15. Radio technicians know:
this metal solder? (tin)

16. You need to be reminded
What Vishnevsky invented us a potion? (ointment)

17. University
its most important is not? (rector)

18. What floats on the river
And on the chessboard? (rook)

19. The question is:
Who is Peter drinking? (Neva)

20. For forty years, you must have made out
What covers Fidel’s head? (cap)

21. Remember soon
Source of crackers? (bread)

22. Think about this a little bit:
Colorado potato beetle - who is he for potatoes? (pest)

23. If the head is dirty
Does she appear? (dandruff)

24. The day has passed yes the night
What sped away? (day)

25. Who conquered Siberia
And gave it to the king? (Ermak)

26. Give a clear answer
Glassware for vodka? (glass)

27. He decides an important issue
Does the power of genie decrease? (tonic)

28. Starting from a place that takes
Track and field athlete and plane? (acceleration, acceleration)

29. This mushroom, in theory we are more often
We can meet in aspen more often. (Boletus).

30. Not long that the people's commissar could be proud,
What keeps everyone in the sandal gloves. (Yezhov)

31. What do we Makarevich early in the morning
Offers a feel from the screen? (Gusto)

32. I, leafing through it in an instant
I’ll understand what kind of student you are. (A diary)

33. This riddle is easy,
Short stocking bro? (Sock)

34. On the target sector for mazil,
I hope you figured it out? (Milk)

35. The film in which Kikabidze
Managed to soar into the sky. (Mimino)

36. Water plot, where always
Find a haven of court? (Bay)

37. No need to think long
Home whisk. (Broom)

38. It is traditionally in our troops
Larger than a platoon, but smaller than a battalion? (Company)

39. The sea. Closer to the north it is.
And also there is wine. (White)

40. A barn for a village rendezvous.
It is clear that they are not being spent in stable. (Hayloft)

41. Airliner sunken in the ocean
And triumphantly popped up on the screen. (Titanic)

42. A river between the USA and Canada.
Known for its waterfall. (Niagara)

43. As you usually call
Staffing at work? (Department)

44. Which Tatar ruler,
Did Donskoy beat on the Kulikovo field? (Mom)

45. The prince did not believe to the end,
What will death from a stallion take? (Oleg)

Leading:
We have a leader, the most sober today, who has the flag in his hands.

Funny New Year's scenarios for adults so amuse you and the guests that the holiday will seem to you a complete joy. It is very important that when you meet the new 2013 was fun. After all, with what mood you will meet the year of the Snake - with this you will spend. New Year's comic competitions, games for the new 2013 Year Snakes will help to meet the coming year in a good New Year mood. And, believe me, none of your guests will be bored! Cool scripts and contests for adults of the new 2013 year.

New Year is a holiday that brings us back to childhood. Psychologists advise at least occasionally to forget about work, worries, that we are adult prim heads and busy subordinates, and plunge into childhood. And childhood is a fairy tale and a game.

Below are funny, fun contests, interesting adult games, for the New Year corporate party or party, descriptions of games that will help make the holiday fun and joyful. Do not forget to prepare prizes for the winners of games and contests.

Funny New Year's scenarios for adults

Comic contests for the new 2013 year - Snakes.

It is known that the Snake does not like noise and unnecessary movements. However, the element of the Snake is water, which is characterized by inconstancy and mobility, which means that intellectual New Year’s competitions can be easily “diluted” with outdoor games.

The game "I am a snake"

Participants become in a circle. Someone is selected as the leader. He is the “head” of the snake. Saying “I am the snake. snake, snake ... I’m crawling, crawling, crawling! ”, he goes around the circle on the inside, stops next to one player and asks:“ Do you want to be my tail? ”

The player chosen by the “head” must answer: “I want!” Then the player creeps between the legs of the leader, takes his hand, goes further in a circle behind the “head” as a “snake”, pronouncing the words with the leader. Thus, the “snake” crawls in a circle until everyone becomes a “snake”.

It also happens that a player answers: “I do not want to!”. Then the “Snake” in chorus (preferably in a very convincing tone) says: “And it will have to!” - and “catches” the player against his will. If there are many participants, and the room is not spacious enough, several “snakes” can be created at the same time, which, of course, will not only save the situation, but also add color.
The fun contest "Who has longer"

Two teams are formed and each must lay out a chain of clothes, taking off everything they want. Who has a longer chain, that team won. If the game is not played in the company of the house, but for example in the square or in the club, then first two participants are selected, and when they do not have enough clothes for the chain (after all, taking off your clothes, you must remain within the bounds of decency), then the audience is invited to help the participants, and anyone who wishes can continue the chain of the player he likes.

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  In the dance circle I invite you!
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